Bespinben's coerced apology (and appeal)

[Bespinben]

Being a dumb*** was indeed a humbling experience. Lacking all console commands and unable to use signs, I had to learn to survive off of the labors of my hand, fishing every day just to survive.
 
However, that wasn't enough to penetrate my corrupted interior. Those who crossed my path along Victory Road as I sat upon my fishing post at Viridian City pond, I killed, mercilessly. Oh, how my heart longs to return the many stone swords and picks that I had stolen from those who walked into a Pvp zone, but alas, they are gone. This was not the worst of my actions, no, not at all. For shame, even in my meager state, I still had such nerve, such audacity, such stiff-neckedness, as to PUSH those standing peacefully at spawn! How could I have rationalized such actions under the faulty belief that no harm could come upon my victims in the 5.014 minutes which I had to push them into the waterfall at spawn, and take no damage because of being in a no damage zone? Oh, how wrongly I believed this.
 
Then this day, I committed the unspeakable. I pushed... *oh goodness, why, why*... I pushed -- the beloved MIOSIO off the top of Ash's house down to the cold, cruel Earth. The pains she felt, they must have been many, so many that I couldn't possibly begin to understand, for how could one as lowly as I understand the pains of one in  Arceus  mode who fell from a 15-foot tall building in a no damage zone?
 
Only upon having received the ultimate price of banishment for such atrocities have I now seen the wickedness of my ways. I have nothing now, nothing to offer, but my complete submission and apology. Will you allow me to walk again amongst you? This is all I ask.
 

[zekrom74]

tl;dr.


EDIT: Lol I was jking I did read it. Awesome bro, loads of sarcasm and I 

[Tenebrae]

I read it, and lol'd

[~Ali~]

I like it.

Quite a bit of sarcasm in it, but liked it.

[ArchieSalt]

HAHA, Very well written Bespin, i hope you get unbanned, im one of very few people who enjoy your trolling

[Vithrus]

The audacity this pompous player has to make a thread in such a sarcastic and disrespectful fashion is atrocious. See? Other people can use big words too you know.

Admins, in reviewing this Bespin's status on the server, ask yourself this...

Would you want a player with such a negative attitude to turn off potential new players, and potential new DONATORS, by harassing and trolling, and showing a poor example of how to act towards admins?

[liquidfired]

I don't think this was the sincerest apology. Half of it was sarcasm. Damnit Bespin, why can't one time in your life be apologetic.

[ArchieSalt]

The audacity this pompous player has to make a thread in such a sarcastic and disrespectful fashion is atrocious. See? Other people can use big words too you know.

Admins, in reviewing this Bespin's status on the server, ask yourself this...

Would you want a player with such a negative attitude to turn off potential new players, and potential new DONATORS, by harassing and trolling, and showing a poor example of how to act towards admins?

Have you ever been on a server where there isnt someone like this? Ive encountered people on several different servers who do much worse things than Bespin and after complaining continuously, nothing was done, the fact is that there will always be people like bespin.

[Okieskinny]

For a player left off with so many warnings, I seriously didn't expect Ben to act like THIS when he finally was banned and decided to make an appeal, I mean this is insulting about 25% of the server (INCLUDING AN ADMIN). Ugh... I won't even try to go into detail 

[Paradox]

Before I was fine with bes and I probably would've lobbied for him to be unbanned if someone proposed it. But now there's no way in hell I'm letting you back. I will do everything in my power to keep you off the server. You want to be a smart ass? Fine, be one. I'm lobbying also to get you banned from the forums ASAP. Isn't it fun to be an asshole? I love it.

[liquidfired]

Bes, I think adambigboy took over your position as the server troll. Though he can't kill some of us, he still makes the new players on the server rage.

[Okieskinny]

Bes, I think adambigboy took over your position as the server troll. Though he can't kill some of us, he still makes the new players on the server rage.

Yeah, it still annoys me how he picks on newer players...   

[Warmonger_2]

REALLY!? You guys are all just idiots. I mean really? What in the world can Ben even DO??? He has access to /spawn. If you IDIOTS get killed by him...its your fault. To be completely honest I am disgusted by the harsh and irrational decisions made recently by a good chunk of the admin team. This includes Mio, Zombie, and now (sadly) Paradox. I have seen more complaints about the first two people here is the last few weeks than Ben. But because of their position, nothing is done about it. I mean think about it. If all you could do is wander around Kanto and fish to even survive what would you do? Heck I was locked in Unova for how long and all I could think about was trying to kill someone. If you dont want to die DONT GO INTO PVP AREA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
As for the admins. Ive been thinking about this for a while and I have decidied to make a stand. I move to have both Mio and Zombie moved out of OP and down to Mod positions. I feel that much of the admin team has lost track of their true point in being an admin (which is to HELP people). I feel that the stress of the admin position and the lack of drive to do good has cause more problems than is worth dealing with and they need some time to have fun on the server. As a side note to this I move the Anniiee be moved up to Admin position to take up some of the slack. She has been more than helpful to others and I feel it is much deserved (if she desires it). Now there are those who will disagree with my claims but know that this comes from seeing the may complaints and unreturned pleas for help given from a large section of our new server members.
 
I also move to have the wilds closed and a new world opened. In this world I suggest there to be a small town like area where people ( for a SMALL fee) can purchase buildings in which to buy and sell items. The rest of this world will of course be pvp and will not follow the rules of no pushing, only killing someone 6 times and such. And in this world there can be the mining and pvp we all love.
 
Now frankly I am just pissed at you all for getting to this point. Ben, lay off. Others, just ignore Ben and go about ur business. Admins, please consider my proposals and keep in mind why this server is still running. There have been close to 20,000 people that have logged onto this server. Many have not stayed for one reason or another but the people who have stayed have stayed because they saw something that they figured they would enjoy. If people leave this server there will always be more to replace them, but I cannot stress enough the need for those players who have been on for a long time. Those people are the ones who have found a love for this server and have done all they can to enjoy their time here. For any of us to dissrespect one another is just beyond wrong and must come to an end. If we just keep getting eachother mad, the only thing the admins can do to shut up your bickering is to ban said player. But if every time someone made me mad and I bugged the admins til they banned them, the admins would be pissed, the players would be pissed, and I could no longer have fun on this server. Everyone just needs to grow up, move on, and learn from their mistakes.
 
This is an amazing server. I would hate to see it die because one person made you mad. Please dont let this server die. 

[Paradox]

War, I think you make valid points but bes is makin a mockery of our ban. It's like someone making a person committing many crimes then the judge, being pitiful, putting him on probation. And what does he do?! Rather than be nice and lay low he goes out of his way his to do little things to annoy people. Are they little? Yes. Would I care if they were someone else? No. But he is disrespecting The admin team as a whole. And now he's making a mockery of our ban appeal system by poking fun of it by purposely making a shit appeal for no reason. I expect more out of a person. This goes beyond respect and obviously shows that he will never change.

When you were locked in another world you had the right to be mad. But you did te right thing. You did good. And if you quit the server, that's more honorable than being an ass to everyone. You did everything right war and I respect you so much more for that war. But bes has made one too many mistakes and this was the final straw.

Sorry for any grammatical/spelling mistakes, im typing this on my phone.

[Warmonger_2]

Ok. To be fare I was the one that convinced ben to do the sarcasm response. I figured the subject needed a little fun to break all the tension but I see it did not and I am sorry. Though he did an amazing job at it .  And Para I do see your point as to the reason behind the ban. It makes sense. So with ur permission Id like to lock him in Unova for a while to build to repay for his crimes