The Pokemon Forum Game

[Mariofighter3]

You now pick up your game to only find out that your idiot brother released your Pokemon, you pick up a Gameshark off of eBay and use it recover your lost Pokemon. You then proceed to leave you Gameshark in your closet, save the game, restart, and pretend that your brother did anything, ending off this tedious process by saying the following:

"Seems Legit."

[1cec0ld]

Then you get bored again, pull the game shark out, and beat the elite 4 with UMADBRO alone.

Game over and you are ready for Kanto to begin!

[Prodigy39]

You pick Charmander as your starter (FR/LG)

[Tenebrae]

You get pwned by Gary's squirtle and rage quit.

[Okieskinny]

You replay and strategically fight Gary, and win.

[1cec0ld]

Then you pick up your Gold version and start Kanto on THERE like you should have.
You FLY to the ss aqua.

[Tenebrae]

Then you realise SS Aqua isn't in Kanto so you fly to Vermilion city and board the SS Anne

[1cec0ld]

You then give up because no one remembers how to get to Kanto on the old Gen 2 games.

[Prodigy39]

You say "Fuck the old gens" and buy Emerald :I

[Mariofighter3]

You start up your new Emerald game and name the Boy Protagionist Mario!

[Tenebrae]

You then realise your game was built off scale and proceed to start a new game in Black version.

[mitzr]

You break your black version and burn your money and lock yourself in a closet with your gold version.

[1cec0ld]

You come out of the closet

And know why an old man wanted to give you balls.

[Tenebrae]

You decide you like crystal version better and choose Totodile as your starter.

[1cec0ld]

You tell your mother that your mind is influenced by a bunch of trolling Pokemon fans and are institutionalized with nothing but a game boy color and a Pokemon Black Version.