Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column

[NinjasUnited]

So after giving Rigby some great advice, me and Rewas said that we would start an advice column. So here it is.We will give you the answers that are SURE TO WORK. Thanks. Have a nice day

[TheJordst3r]

I heard you give advice.
http://www.pokemonserver.net/forum/index.php?topic=1878.new#new
 
Help me out here please. Any suggestions other than the ones already suggested would be appreciated.

[Prodigy39]

Any advice on a good gaming laptop under 1k?

[NinjasUnited]

Any advice on a good gaming laptop under 1k?

Well there not many brand new gaming laptops out there that are less than a thousand bucks, but one that i really recommend is this,  http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16834215401  yes it does have an i5 processor but even games like battlefield 3 or crysis 2  only need an i5  to run on high graphic settings, the most important thing to look for in these laptops is a dedicated graphics card. But, if you are going to use this laptop for more video and picture rendering or editing then you're going to want to look for a better processor.

[hobo4chompy]

what game do you think i should play


Kingdom hearts
or
final fantasy

[NinjasUnited]

what game do you think i should play


Kingdom hearts
or
final fantasy

none just crump it out.

[rewas321]

what game do you think i should play


Kingdom hearts
or
final fantasy

None, practice crumping instead of practicing gaming.

[rewas321]

I heard you give advice.
http://www.pokemonserver.net/forum/index.php?topic=1878.new#new
 
Help me out here please. Any suggestions other than the ones already suggested would be appreciated.

Throw your computer out the window. Make sure to yell so the neighbors would hear you and realize your pain. Shoot it a couple of times to instill fear into them. If you don't have a gun, throw various vegetables mainly consisting of potatoes signaling that you mean business. Your neighbors will then give you free stuff, ask for a computer. Your family might be also willing to give you. Times when you will get them are:
-Christmas
-Visits
-Your birthday
If you don't get free stuff, your neighbors are mentally challenged and need to be admitted to a hospital as soon as possible.

[TheJordst3r]

Note to self: Make sure to slaughter rewas in the slowest, painful and enjoyable to watch experience possible.
 
*Wishes rewas was a neighbour.*

Throw your computer out the window. Make sure to yell so the neighbors would hear you and realize your pain. Shoot it a couple of times to instill fear into them. If you don't have a gun, throw various vegetables mainly consisting of potatoes signaling that you mean business. Your neighbors will then give you free stuff, ask for a computer. Your family might be also willing to give you. Times when you will get them are:
-Christmas
-Visits
-Your birthday
If you don't get free stuff, your neighbors are mentally challenged and need to be admitted to a hospital as soon as possible.

A new computer? From my family?
 
Pfft. Your funny. 
 
 
 
 

[Raveh]

Hey, Rewas and Ninja, I heard you made an advice column and I need your help.
My evil rival stole my opposums band, and took it to his secret lair in Colombia.
He is planning to cook them in the oven on 200* C, add some pepper and thyme ,
and then to get to the perfect texture to brush them with honey.
What should I do???
Should I get there on my flying carrot, or maybe ride there on my dancing dinosour?
It's a serious matter, please, answer as quickly as you can!
Thanks in advance,
Raveh.

[Frenzy_Monkey47]

I need help my evil clone escaped and started hugging me he is homo HELP

[Tenebrae]

I need help my evil clone escaped and started hugging me he is homo HELP

If its a clone, and if your clone is homo, does that not mean that you are also homo? 

[b_rad1243]

im addicted to call me maybe what should i do?

[hobo4chompy]

im gonna strap rewas and ninja to a chair and ill both make them play final fantasy and kingdom hearts until they give me a answer


and if they dont give me a answer ill track them down and give them a little bit of this 

[Vithrus]

im gonna strap rewas and ninja to a chair and ill both make them play final fantasy and kingdom hearts until they give me a answer


and if they dont give me a answer ill track them down and give them a little bit of this 

Final Fantasy VII, and XII
 
They were fun. You can play VII, VIII, and IX on a PsP too, real fun. Good old fun times.
 
Play Dissidia too.