Rewas n Ninjas's Advice Column

[Tenebrae]

I played Dissidia once. Had no idea what I was doing yet managed to win an extremely hard battle within a few seconds...

[hobo4chompy]

thx vithrus 

[rewas321]

Hey, Rewas and Ninja, I heard you made an advice column and I need your help.
My evil rival stole my opposums band, and took it to his secret lair in Colombia.
He is planning to cook them in the oven on 200* C, add some pepper and thyme ,
and then to get to the perfect texture to brush them with honey.
What should I do???
Should I get there on my flying carrot, or maybe ride there on my dancing dinosour?
It's a serious matter, please, answer as quickly as you can!
Thanks in advance,
Raveh.

The first step is learning how to spell "dinosaur." Once you do, a bright future will lead you.

[NinjasUnited]

I need help my evil clone escaped and started hugging me he is homo HELP

  The problem here is that there is a huge lack of crumping between the two of you. Crumping together will encourage the other to try to be friendly. Then the two of you can crump together into oblivion. Lastly there is nothing wrong with being gay. #teamoreos

[rewas321]

im addicted to call me maybe what should i do?

Go to a gay bar to be with your people.

[BjZrGooD]

I don't know weather or not to believe in life after love. 

[NinjasUnited]

im gonna strap rewas and ninja to a chair and ill both make them play final fantasy and kingdom hearts until they give me a answer


and if they dont give me a answer ill track them down and give them a little bit of this 

  Jokes on you buddy we'll crump all the way through those games. plus if you do could we have this chair http://www.officesupersavers.com/products/BOSS-Executive-High-Back-Chair-79728.asp  and this tv to play them on  http://www.sharpusa.com/ForHome/HomeEntertainment/LCDTV/Models/LC90LE745U.aspx
ty.

[rewas321]

I played Dissidia once. Had no idea what I was doing yet managed to win an extremely hard battle within a few seconds...

That's because you're too good. Please proceed to the "I'm too cool for this thread" button and escort yourself out.

[jord7531]

I have a grotesque lump on my body, what should I do!

[NinjasUnited]

I don't know weather or not to believe in life after love. 

you must BEEELLLLIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVEEEEEEE IN LIIIFE AFTAAAAA LOVE!!!!!!!!

[NinjasUnited]

I have a grotesque lump on my body, what should I do!

I Suggest filling it up with a milkshake. Because everyone knows that jord's milkshake brings all the boys to the yaaard.

[rewas321]

I don't know weather or not to believe in life after love. 

you must BEEELLLLIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVEEEEEEE IN LIIIFE AFTAAAAA LOVE!!!!!!!!

If you have doubts about the afterlife, we could always kill you and all your doubts will vanish. So will you, but we believe it's a necessary sacrifice.

[rewas321]

I have a grotesque lump on my body, what should I do!

Threaten it's family unless it leaves the vicinity of your body.

[Frenzy_Monkey47]

  The problem here is that there is a huge lack of crumping between the two of you. Crumping together will encourage the other to try to be friendly. Then the two of you can crump together into oblivion. Lastly there is nothing wrong with being gay. #teamoreos

But im straight

[rewas321]

But im straight

Sexual orientation is a myth. There is only two types of people: Friends who can dance, and friends who cannot. And we all know what happens to friends that don't dance.