Its funny because:
A: Nether Fortresses are everywhere.
B: 1ce will probably come in and say something about Wither spawning xD
C: Also, I have enough diamond to produce a FULL beacon.
It's funny:
A: No there not. Check the spawning algorithm.
B: He already has, and he's just going to disable there explosions.
C: That's...that's real sad.