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Re: Yo Mamma pokemon Jokes
« Reply #15 on: February 05, 2013, 03:06:05 pm »
Yo mama so ugly, professor oak thought that she was a new pokemon
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Re: Yo Mamma pokemon Jokes
« Reply #16 on: February 05, 2013, 04:15:43 pm »
Quote from: Charizard ruler on February 05, 2013, 03:06:05 pm
Yo mama so ugly, professor oak thought that she was a new pokemon

Implying all new pokemon are ugly?


Yo mamma is so heavy each time she walks, she uses Earthquake.
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Re: Yo Mamma pokemon Jokes
« Reply #17 on: February 05, 2013, 04:17:12 pm »
Yo mamma so ugly, every time she uses Attract, the other pokémon commits suicide.
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Re: Yo Mamma pokemon Jokes
« Reply #18 on: February 05, 2013, 04:52:14 pm »
Yo mamma is so ugly Ditto won't breed with her in the daycare
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Re: Yo Mamma pokemon Jokes
« Reply #19 on: February 05, 2013, 04:53:36 pm »
Quote from: tenebraemaximus on February 05, 2013, 04:15:43 pm
Implying all new pokemon are ugly?

Yes I am

Yo mama so fat every time she sits around the pokemon center, she sits AROUND the pokemon center!
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Re: Yo Mamma pokemon Jokes
« Reply #20 on: February 05, 2013, 11:48:56 pm »
Quote from: tenebraemaximus on February 05, 2013, 01:27:17 am
This one is a bit racist. Open spoiler at your own risk.
Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.


Jinx is purple... Or at least now.
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Re: Yo Mamma pokemon Jokes
« Reply #21 on: February 06, 2013, 02:24:41 am »
Quote from: Mariofighter3 on February 05, 2013, 11:48:56 pm

Jinx is purple... Or at least now.

The original:
Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
Also, try post a 'Yo mamma' joke in each post, just to keep on topic.


OT: Yo mamma is so dirty she makes Garbordor look like Fresh Water.
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Re: Yo Mamma pokemon Jokes
« Reply #22 on: February 06, 2013, 04:12:44 am »
Your Mamma Is So hot


Not even HydroPump can cool her down
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Re: Yo Mamma pokemon Jokes
« Reply #23 on: February 06, 2013, 06:06:50 pm »
Yo mama so fat that when she past by the tv I missied a whole pokemon season
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Re: Yo Mamma pokemon Jokes
« Reply #24 on: February 06, 2013, 06:11:26 pm »
Yo mama so ugly, I would have a better chance of winning a pokemon beauty contest with a team of febas's and Garbodor
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Re: Yo Mamma pokemon Jokes
« Reply #25 on: February 06, 2013, 06:28:55 pm »
Yo mamma is so slow Regigigas attacks first.
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Re: Yo Mamma pokemon Jokes
« Reply #26 on: February 07, 2013, 10:30:45 pm »
Yo mama's so dumb, she laughed at these dumb pokemon yo mama jokes (lol only thing i came up with)
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Re: Yo Mamma pokemon Jokes
« Reply #27 on: February 08, 2013, 04:48:19 pm »
Yo mama is so hawt Prof. Oak didn't ask if she was a boy or a girl.
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Re: Yo Mamma pokemon Jokes
« Reply #28 on: February 08, 2013, 08:07:46 pm »
Yo mama so fat she scored a one hit ko on Snorlax with tackle.
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Re: Yo Mamma pokemon Jokes
« Reply #29 on: February 08, 2013, 08:38:11 pm »
Yo mama's so ugly, not even Brock will hit on her.
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