funny sayings from other games

[cabass]

In this thread, you post what funny saying you've heard from games


Assassins Creed III:


You lobcock

[AxZeroCrypt]

Skyrim:


Let me guess, someone took your sweet roll?

[Prodigy39]

"WELL EXCUUUUSE ME, PRINCESS" - Legend of Zelda Cartoon

[ArchieSalt]

  Games

[Prodigy39]

It was an animated series based on a game idgaf.

Let me set the scene for this one:

You have just acquired the 3 sacred flames and the Triforce in order to save the world and Zelda by making a wish. After some touching music starts playing, your accompanying sidekick, Fi, tells you...

"Master... Wish with all your heart for... THE DESTRUCTION OF DEMISE"

-Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword

[ArchieSalt]

I'm kidding xD

'Wake me when you need me' - Master Chief (Halo 3)

[Barnitzn]

Having a threesome on my hundredth birthday?

Grand Theft Auto 4

[Okieskinny]

TERIAAAAA In Japanese

[Z4X3R]

You know, I used to quote funny sayings from video games. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

[cabass]

You know, I used to quote funny sayings from video games. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

No... just, no

[cabass]

Shut up twiddle-poop


Assassins Creed III

[hobo4chompy]

“This is your fault. I'm going to kill you. And all the cake is gone. You don't even care, do you?” (Portal)

[Warmonger_2]

“This is your fault. I'm going to kill you. And all the cake is gone. You don't even care, do you?” (Portal)

 

[kingandre18]

" "-Super Smash Bros
"The rope dart is made of a rope and a dart"-Assassin's Creed III

[Mariofighter3]

[/size]Hector: I guess Domino was right - you don't have a shred of optimism

• [/size]Manny: Well when it comes to shreds, Dom's the expert.Hector: And by that same logic, Manuel, you're about to become an expert in botany.
  
  
  [/size]Hector: Oh Manny... so cynical... What happened to you, Manny, that caused you to lose your sense of hope, your love of life?

• [/size]Manny: I died.
  - Grim Fandango