Gray and Yob were awed at the number of exotic and rare Pokemon on route 1.
"A Rattata!!!" Gray exclaimed.
"Look at all the Pidgey!" Yob added.
"I'd love to capture all these rare Pokemon but I have no Pokeballs, we'll have to wait for the Pokemart in Viridian," Gray pointed out," for now, lets beat the shit out of them with our Pokemon!!"
Gray and Yob sent out Squirtle and Bulbasaur respectively. The two headed straight into battle.
***
"Squirtle use bubble!" Gray ordered as Squirtle knocked out a pidgey," There the last Pokemon left on route 1."
"We'll that was fun. I suppose we should move onto Viridian then."
"Marvelous idea."
As the two headed onwards a loud voice bellowed from the sky," Not so fast! You see, we came to stea...capture some rare Pokemon on route 1 as well but you've knocked them all out, so I guess we'll just have to steal your Pokemon instead!"
A huge hot air balloon with the face of a Meowth drifted down with two people posing in tight uniforms and a bipedal Meowth inside.
"Who are you??" Gray asked.
"Prepare for trouble!
Make it double!
To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all people's within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!
SweatyPizza! (The overgrown red headed girl)
Pythonier! (The windswept blue haired guy)
Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light, surrender now or prepare to fight!" The two recited.
"Meowth, that's right!" The cat Pokemon yelled.
Gray and Yob gasped. "It talks!" Gray exclaimed.
"Never mind that! You aren't going to steal our Pokemon!" Yob yelled," Bulbasaur use hydro frenzy plant death!!!!!"
Bulbasaur just looked at him confused.
"I thought you were a pacifist," Gray questioned.
"I may be but my Pokemon aren't! Their battle flavour contrasts my peaceful decadence!" Yob pointed out while doing a spin.
"What's wrong with him?" Sweaty asked pointing at Yob, doing a dance.
"Oh, he's a eunuch," Gray explained.
"Me to!" Python added.
"Meh, leave it to me!" Gray cut in,"Squirtle use water gun!"
Squirtle shot a blast of water that went straight through the still descending balloon.
"Not again! I thought this would be different to the last kid we chased over the world." Sweaty exclaimed.
"I didn't even get to use my deadly koffing...." Python added as the balloon shot off into the distance due to the expelled air.
"Looks like team Rocket is blasting off again!" *ping*.
"We'll that surely killed them. Won't have to worry about them again. This 'Team Rocket' must be pathetic."
"My sentiments exactly." Yob added as the two continued on to Viridian City.
Sorry it took me so long to bring this out. I'll attempt to be more frequent.
