KING OF THA HILL V2

[Duckox]

I am a self-apppointed ghostbuster.


KOTAH (King of the actual hill)

[Sahaquiel_9]

You can't get into the underworld because you aren't dead (and it has to be an accidental/unnatural death).
KOTH

[ZobTheSlayer]

I'm secretly Hades.


QOTH

[Duckox]

No you're not.




KOTH

[Sahaquiel_9]

You still can't get in, duck.  KOTGH (the only hill because I possessed someone temporarily in a seance and made them destroy all hills)

[ZobTheSlayer]

But I can


QOTH

[Duckox]

Your mum's chest hair. KOTH

[Sahaquiel_9]

You suddenly notice that your balls are dying then it spreads all over your body.  Soon, your legs die and you get gangrene; it spreads everywhere and you die a horrible and painful death.  You go into Tartarus and not to Elysium where I am so you can't access the hill of the underworld. 
KOTGH

[FateandDestiny1]

You go to Elysium but there's no hill for you


KOTH

[ZobTheSlayer]

But there is for me


QOTH

[GeoWhiz]

But I destroy everything but the hill


KOTH

[ZobTheSlayer]

Which includes you.


QOTH

[GeoWhiz]

But you trip on my body


KOTH

[ZobTheSlayer]

But I get up and turn your body to ashes which can't be used in anyway and they blow away in the wind which bans you from EVER posting on this section ever again since I then make you seize from existence.


QOTH

[GeoWhiz]

But I get up and turn your body to ashes which can't be used in anyway and they blow away in the wind which bans you from EVER posting on this section ever again since I then make you seize from existence.


QOTH

But then the particles collect together and the wind changes direction and knocks you off the hill.


POTH


(Particles of the Hill)