Because I am a Weeb with no social life, and being on the forums is my form of Social interaction :P
On a side note, I technically did get on the server for like half an hour last weekend. Because one of my friends (he was the person who originally showed me the server, but none of you guys remember him seeing he barely played) asked me if I even remembered the server. Also you guys were all fucks, so no one was on, and he and I just dicked around in Goldenrod.
What is your fondest memory of your prepubescent life?