K. Let's create an ad for the server.
"Hey everyone, play on this server that looks like the rest of the Kanto builds out there with a little more attention to detail! We have a badge system, players are gym leaders, elite 4, they can even become the champion! Please ignore the gigantic hole near cherry grove city and new bark town, those were put there a year ago. Also please forgive the lag around mtmoon and the lag in general. You also might have a hard time doing anything in the egregiously inflated economy, or beating a single gym leader because they've all trained for 6-36 months longer than you have. The wild areas are a short warp away, you can mine and build to your own desire, just beware of raiders! And the fact that you have to travel for hours to find anything that hasn't been xrayed to a bare rock over 2 years. Hope to see you there!"
We are old and we need a change.
We could do any number of things to address each individual problem, but we feel like it is more prudent to make all these disruptive changes at once.