When I walk on by,
Girls be looking at my right eye.
I'd pay to look neat,
Walking down the street with my new eyepatch.
I got hit by a ball,
Now I'm bleeding out of control.
Girl look at that black eye (ah)
Girl look at that black eye (ah)
Girl look at that black eye (ah)
I...I...It looks bad.
Girl look at that black eye (ah)
Girl look at that black eye (ah)
Girl look at that black eye (ah)
I...I...It looks bad.
When I walk on the pitch,
This is what I see,
A softball comes flying to me
I got a bat in my hand,
And I ain't afraid to swing it.
Im Archie and I know it....
Yay! I'm bored!