Corrupt a wish

[bothehobo]

This is a forum game, both admins and normal players can play. The objective is to corrupt the other persons wish in the funniest/worst way possible I'll give some example

I wish I had a job.
Granted, but you work at mcdonalds as a burger flipper

I wish I could live forever
Granted, but you become a baby and you don't age

I wish I wasn't bored right now
Granted, but your dead


This is all for the game dont take things too personally.

I'll start it off,
I wish I wasnt a towel

[zombiedood]

Done, Instead your a sweaty jock strap. :I


I wish I had good health

[bothehobo]

Granted, but them you get addicted to something other than minecraft

I wish I had a life

[1cec0ld]

Granted, but then everyone around you dies.

I wish I had a lot of money.

[Paradox]

Granted, but it's a deflated amount from Africa, so in America, you have enough to buy have a hamburger.


I wish I wasn't so cold.

[bothehobo]

Granted, but the money you had becomes worthless

I wish I hadn't died 4 times today

[CKDavid]

Granted, you died 5 times.


I wish I had moar badges.

[Paradox]

Granted, but you lost them all to a restart.


I wish I had some good food.

[Equin0x]

Granted, but even though the food was good it had a huge amount of Estrogen injection.


I wish I had a ugly wife.

[bothehobo]

Granted, her name is 1cecold (jk)
 I wish 1ce wouldn't ban me for saying that.

[1cec0ld]

Granted but then I make you WANT to be banned for the rest of your time on the server.


I wish I were more merciful.

[Paradox]

Granted, but you lost your ability to be merciful.


I wish my computer wasn't laggy.

[bothehobo]

Granted, you don't have a computer at all
I wish I had shoes

[Equin0x]

Granted, but your hands and feet switched.


I wish I wasn't black.

[Paradox]

Granted, you're purple.


I wish I wanted to go to bed.