Corrupt a wish

[cp910]

Granted, but you don't like them yourself


I wish I was cool

[tymac]

Granted, but you freeze yourself in the process.


I wish I could be invisible at will.

[Jimmyziga]

Granted, but'cha stay invis forever and can't be visible again :]

I wish... For a new computer :P

[MrHeartGold]

Granted, but it doesn't work.




I wish I had a pet Pikachu that liked me.

[Jimmyziga]

Granted, but it got hungry and fried you with thundershock

I wish that a bear kills the one who will corrupt this wish

[tymac]

Granted, but the person who corrupts your wish throws various meats at you, luring the bear to you.


I wish I could not be sick anymore.q

[SnowBreak]

Granted, but the one you love will die of a great sickness.

I wish it was always cold outside.

[Jimmyziga]

Granted, instead of global warming everyone dies of global freezing :P

I wish my minecraft stopped crashing

[SnowBreak]

Granted, you no longer have minecraft therefor it cannot crash.

I wish annoying people were extinct.

[tymac]

Granted, but all of 'Murica becomes extinct


I wish I can go to the moon

[SnowBreak]

Granted, but you are there and the moon blows up.

I wish i could breathe underwater.

[Xtra]

Granted, but you must be known as aquaman forever.


I wish the person who corrupts my wish can't make a wish

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but you must be known as aquaman forever.


I wish the person who corrupts my wish can't make a wish

Granted, but you can't make another wish ever again.

[Tenebrae]

Granted, but you can't make another wish ever again.

Granted, but the wish is corrupted.

I wish upon a star.

[Sahaquiel_9]

Granted but it's a meteor that's hurdling right at you and your house so you die.
I wish that I could do something fun for my birthday.