Corrupt a wish

[Paradox]

Granted, but you're banned from the server for X-Raying


I wish I could sleep all day.

[Vitto]

Granted, but you won't be able to wake up agakn

K wish for the abklkty to type the letter 'K' knstead of uskng the letter 'K'

[Equin0x]

Granted, but your K key breaks on your keyboard and on your onscreen keyboard.
I wish Vitto died.

[liquidfired]

Granted, but i had to kill you along with the TNT i threw




I wish for Vitto to die again

[Vitto]

Granted, but you choose the wrong Vitto, Im alive

I wish for a diamond block.

[1cec0ld]

Granted, but you mine into a lava pool.

I wish for sex without STDs, arrest, or pregnancy possible.

[CKDavid]

Granted, sex now causes death.


I wish I could breathe fire.

[zombiedood]

Granted, but you end up drowning  8)


I wish I could be President

[Rigby]

Granted, but you get assassinated 1 day after you take office


I wish I was a firetruck.

[Equin0x]

Granted, but the ambulances go on a major Firetruck killing spree. They call it the holoucaust for Firetrucks.
I wish girls would openly say they want to have sex with you.

[Prodigy39]

Granted, but the ambulances go on a major Firetruck killing spree. They call it the holoucaust for Firetrucks.
I wish girls would openly say they want to have sex with you.

Granted but they all die

I wish Mio would spawn more giants

Edit: how come equin0x gets Viridam Leader rank and I don't get Cerulean?

[Miosio]

Granted but you wont get to kill any of them

edit: oops forgot a wish
I wish people wouldnt ask stupid questions.

[CKDavid]

Granted, the questions people ask are so intelligent you can't understand them.


I wish I could turn invisible.

[Equin0x]

Granted, but you die by someone randomly swinging a wild axe since you can't be seen.
I wish I had a billion dollars so I can drop out.

[zombiedood]

Granted but you spend it all on blow and OD after the 3rd hit.
Like a Boss 8)


Wish Life wasn't so complicated.