Corrupt a wish

[Vitto]

Granted, but now its too simple, and everyone is dumb.

I wish for chocolate.

[1cec0ld]

Granted, but you get the last cocoa bean and chocolate no longer exists.

I wish I could sleep on a normal schedule.

[ArchieSalt]

Granted, but you sleep on a bed of nails.


I wish i had no homework

[Vitto]

Granted, but you will become a mailman.

I wish for jelly beans.

[Equin0x]

Granted, but they replace your testicles. (Wait they already did! xD)
I wish I had a Free Alienware Laptop.

[Miosio]

Granted, but they replace your testicles. (Wait they already did! xD)
I wish I had a Free Alienware Laptop.

(me too) granted but it has uncureable viruses (like aids)
I wish I had the super power to read peoples minds and i can turn it on and off when i want...

[zombiedood]

Granted but then you learn too much and the CIA find you and abduct you for testing.


I wish I could stop the CIA from hurting Mio.

[Vitto]

Granted, but now they take you!


I wish for all the regions to be finished already.

[zombiedood]

Granted but then the server gets shut down for copying Pokemon


wish I could stop caring.

[Equin0x]

Granted, but now your current and future dragons and eggs die instantly.
I wish I didn't have to download a download so that download can download the download I want.

[1cec0ld]

Granted, your computer overheats and fries your harddrive.

I wish for Gustapo. (Few will understand who I'm talking about)

[zombiedood]

Granted, but now YOU hafta deal with him constantly spazzing out if you leave him alone for 10 seconds ( I mean he flips ape shit like I beat em ) him chewing your wires, chasing your animals,  and being just nonstop adorable. (also just because I had to deal with the hell it was) Lets say you also hafta re potty train him


I wish I could grow weed

[1cec0ld]

Granted, then you get arrested for it.

I wish I would do my homework more.

[zombiedood]

Granted but now you get twice the homework, Also you hafta fix that last wish because it clealy interacts with a prior wish on my part.



Exhibit A

WTF RAGE RAGE RAGE QUIT
IWANTMYCORRUPTION
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 

lolwat


Anyhow Granted but then her ass gets super fat because she gets Sponsord by twinkies. HAH


I wish I dont ever get caught by the law.

Exhibit B

Granted, but now your considered a terroist.
I wish I had a 100% chance to do a get rich quick scheme.

Oh and I wish for a Pony!  ;D


Like a Boss 8)

[1cec0ld]

Granted and then it molests you.

I wish I were happy and healthy.