Corrupt a wish

[Tenebrae]

Wish granted, but your house burnt down melting ALL of your video games :P


I wish ants didn't smell funny..

[LuckyLucario99]

Wish granted, but you lose your ability to smell.

I wish for a dancing banana man like this one: but, NOT like this one:

[dax]

wish granted, but then all the banana's get removed and your stuck with this: now everyone is pissed off at you because you gave them the bird.
 
i wish that my spring break was a week long and not 3 days long

[LuckyLucario99]

Granted but, you get SO MUCH homework that you have to spend 5 days straight doing it. When you are finished you have 2 days left to actually do stuff other than homework.

I wish I didn't lose my wallet  .

[1cec0ld]

Granted but you find it with nothing in it because a covert CIA agent was tailing you, picked it up, stole everything for a database against you, and will soon give that information to an assassin.
Creativity people...

I wish minecraft weren't so addicting.

[ArchieSalt]

Granted, but you become addicted to Hello Kitty Island Adventure instead. Also Mojang goes bankrupt


I wish i was the dancing banana

[CKDavid]

Granted, but random hungry man comes along, shoves you into a blender and makes you a smoothie.
I wish I had a pet sheep.

[dax]

wish granted, but it is only a lamb and you are forced to offer it up as a burnt offering, removing the fat from its body before. then the offering fails and you are stuck with lepracy
 
I wish i could find a job

[Tactic]

Granted but you get fired your 1st day.
I wish I could donate!!!

[zekrom74]

Granted, but someone hijacked your account midway and you lose all your money you ever had.

I wish my desktop screen would be fixed so I wouldn't have to play on a laggy laptop

[Tactic]

Wish denied. You didn't corrupt mine. I have no money in my account!

[zekrom74]

Please make a wish, why the server down btw

[dax]

Granted, but someone hijacked your account midway and you lose all your money you ever had.

I wish my desktop screen would be fixed so I wouldn't have to play on a laggy laptop

wish granted, but the first time you open the web, your computer gets a virus. in an attempt to take your rage out, you try to take the new screen apart but its sealed shut. so you leave it on the ground, and later while your playing with your brother/sister, you trip, fall on the screen, crack it, and make the screen go dim.

i wish my spring break was a week long
 

[Ichikunjii]

Granted, but you aren't allowed to have fun but do the things you hate the most.

I wish I had every badge in all the Regions in the server. ;(

[Mariofighter3]

Granted but the admins think you are hacking and ban you.

I wish that cancer never existed.