Corrupt a wish

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but a disease almost like cancer now exists. Oh, and you're diagnosed with it.

I wish that Internet Explorer wasn't so slow.

[Tenebrae]

Wish granted, but it doesn't load flash


I wish Tactic wasn't a creepy stalker

[ArchieSalt]

Granted, instead, you have Jack the ripper on your tail :P


I wish i was brilliant at animation

[Vitto]

Granted, but nobody believes you are.

I wish Sinnoh was done.

[Tactic]

Granted but it is not good so it is redone by voxel box.
I wish johto was done.

[Vitto]

Granted, but the requirement is now that you need 5000+ power level.

[Tenebrae]

Wish granted but a creeper blows it up.


I wish I ate

[Vitto]

Me too actually, quite hungry now <--- consider that my wish

Granted, but I ate your food.

....
Now I need a new wish again.
I wish I get a good job which pays good in a few years.

[ArchieSalt]

Granted, But for the moment you pay them to employ you.


I wish that kids in britain werent so pathetic

[1cec0ld]

Granted but you are one.

I wish ArchieSalt would answer his damned personal message and tell me where the coordinates to find Sevii on my server are so I can get MY MAP back on it.

 

[CKDavid]

Granted, but the coords lead to an island full of cake...not a Sevii island.
I wish my headphones would stop breaking.

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but now you have nothing to listen to.

I wish for a tree.

[dax]

granted, but the wind blows it over and it falls on your house
 
i wish i could take drivers ed that is coming up in two weeks

[ArchieSalt]

Granted but its gonna cost you $9999999999999999 a day


I wish my internet wouldnt cut out evey 10 minutes

[Tenebrae]

Granted, it cuts every 5.


I wish I didn't cut