Corrupt a wish

[CKDavid]

Granted, but the smoke the candles emit is toxic and it kills you.
I wish it was my birthday.

[Tactic]

Granted but no one is aware of it not even your family.
I wish it was June!

[oddy]

granted but you get forget to apply the propor ammount of sunscreen lotion, catch skin poisoning, and die


i wish tactic was so negligant with his skin care D=

[zekrom74]

Granted, but nown you are a girl

I wish I had air conditioner right now. (I'm on my phone )

[Prodigy39]

Granted but it implodes and kills you




I wish for haters not to hate

[CKDavid]

Granted, the haters act and kill the things they can't hate.
I wish I had the money and technology to make an Iron Man suit.

[Prodigy39]

Granted, but Whiplash kills you


I wish I had a dream..

[zekrom74]

Granted, but when you woke up, you became gay.
 
I wish an apple.

[FUJIGAMMA]

Granted, but now no more apples.
i wish i wasnt banned off the server

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but now Liquid is banned.

I wish that Minecraft wasn't broken.

[zekrom74]

Granted, now YOU are.

I am eating an apple btw.

I wish for......

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but the ......'s turn into unicorns that stab you repeatedly.

I wish that I felt like sleeping.

[zekrom74]

Granted, now you went to sleep PERMANENTLY.

I wish for oranges.

[ArchieSalt]

Granted, But they taste like bananas


I wish for a better computer

[zan1312]

Granted but the computer is so smart it builds it self to become the terminator and kills you.


I wish for a narwhal