Corrupt a wish

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but you don't remember your username.

I wish that Minecraft wasn't so distracting.

[Okieskinny]

Granted, you can't play it at all


Wish people wouldn't complain about no pokemobs

[bginch4949]

Granted, but now people complain about lag.
 
I wish that I had high mcmmo stats.

[hixhen1]

granted but then you get stats wiped
i wish this wasn't a sentance

[bginch4949]

granted but now you aren't using proper grammar.


I which i had a sandwhich.

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but it tastes like death and the tears of small children.

I wish that there was something on T.V.

[Tenebrae]

Wish granted but its full of faecal matter.


I wish for uni to be over quicker.

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but uni turns into a unicorn and burns down your house.

I wish that I was strong enough to flip tables.

[zekrom74]

Granted, but you flipped your whole house upside down.

I wish for a banana and I dont care if a monkey eats it.

[doggyspike7]

granted a monkey doesnt eat it


i wish i could 

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but you    yourself.
 
I wish that someone didn't erase my Emerald's file.

[snowbro911]

Granted!, but every other game is wiped.


I wish I could get an iPad 3.

[synderfin]

Granted but it's 4G and doesn't work in Australia.


I wish I had a Trans-Atlantic blimp

[snowbro911]

Granted!, but its the Hindingburg


I wish for $9999999999999999999999999.15

[zekrom74]

Granted, but a space dog assasinated you and your account got hacked by a gorilla which has been given a medicine to have the intelligence of a scientist, but he is 13 mentally, so he plays minecraft.

I wish that Avengers would ocme up with a sequel soon.