Corrupt a wish

[Z4X3R]

Granted, but this is what you wanted all along.
I wish I had a slow-mo button to use whenever I feel like it.

[Tenebrae]

Granted, but this is what you wanted all along.
I wish I had a slow-mo button to use whenever I feel like it.

Wish granted, but you never have working batteries.
I wish I had a

[LilacLily]

Granted, but it gets taken away by bullies while you're sleeping.
 
I wish I could always revive this thread. 

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but you're accused of being the next Hanzo.


I wish for an eraser.

[Z4X3R]

Granted, but it dies.

I wish I had a computer.

[Tenebrae]

Granted but it dies.


I wish I had a baked dog.

[LilacLily]

LOL. Granted, but I eat it.
 
 
I wish there was never such a thing as bitches and never will be.

[zekrom74]

Granted, but hoes still live.

I wish for a banana

[Tenebrae]

Wish granted, But it turns into a penis (Is that corrupt, or what you wanted...)


I wish for force opz hake

[oddy]

Granted, but noone plays minecraft anymore

I wish my coffee was finished

[Sahaquiel_9]

Granted, but it's frozen.
I wish I'll pass all my classes.

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but you fail all of them next year.
I wish I could think of something to wish for.

[Sahaquiel_9]

Granted, but you can't think at all now.
I wish I could read minds.

[Honedge]

Granted you find out your Mum is lesbian.
I wish I had more IP in league.

[Sahaquiel_9]

granted, but you can't buy runes, champions, or skins.
I wish I was athletic.