Corrupt a wish

[Sahaquiel_9]

Granted, but it's not pure; it has 98% sulfuric acid in it.
I wish that I was a bird.

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but you fly into my window and die.


I wish I had a mansion

[Tenebrae]

Granted, but it burns to the ground.

I wish Zob didn't burn in the mansion.

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but she haunts you


I wish I had a wish

[Sahaquiel_9]

Granted, but the wish you make kills you.
I wish I had pancakes.

[Tenebrae]

Granted but you eat them.

I wish people were intelligent.

[jibbyfunk]

Granted, but they are too intelligent and make your head 'splode.


I wish I hadn't killed Mew on the first day of Pixelmon.

[Tenebrae]

Wish granted, but you watch someone else kill it instead.

I wish pixelmon werent so buggy.

[Sahaquiel_9]

Granted, but you die before that happens.
I wish I could go to Japan.

[Tenebrae]

Granted, but your plane crashes on the way.

I wish I could apparate.

[Sahaquiel_9]

Granted, but you can't do any other spell.
I wish I could be famous.

[Tenebrae]

Granted, but you can't do any other spell.
I wish I could be famous.

Apparition isn't a spell :T


Granted, but you're a porn star.

I wish I could teleport.

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but you become morphed into a chair


I wish I had a full inventory of Gold Blocks on the Pixelmon server and there was no way in the Universe they could disappear

[AxZeroCrypt]

Granted, but you cant place them in any region you have perms to.
I wish i was a bubble

[Tenebrae]

Granted, but you somebody eats you.

I wish I had bubble wrap.