Corrupt a wish

[Tenebrae]

Wish granted, but you're banging Obama.

I wish I weren't imagining that scene now :T

[Okieskinny]

Granted, you are forced to imagine it for an eternity later.


I wish I had more time to play League.

[zekrom74]

Wish granted, but your League corrupts and turns into a monster and ate your left buttcheek off.

I wish for Zeus to kill everyone

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but he kills you aswell and revives everyone else.


I wish it wasn't no freaking HOT

[jibbyfunk]

Granted, I'm hot instead. 


I wish I could relive my childhood once I became 18, just once.

[Sahaquiel_9]

Granted, but when you relive it, there's some molestation.
I wish I could eat popcorn.

[jibbyfunk]

Granted, but you choke on it. As you gasp for air you begin to turn blue. You are unable to contact anywhere for help because you are isolated in the Pacific where nobody can find you. You try to get a monkey to help but it throw poop at you. Now you are brown. As you fall over, nearly dead, you pray    for the chance to continue living. You spit up the popcorn and then proceed to get a lzaor fired at you.


I wish I was in a successful band.

[Sahaquiel_9]

Granted, but it's a boy band that does good in the first years, but people start hating you. They send you death threats until you stop singing in the band and you quit. Kids make fun of you for being in that failed boy band and eventually, a kid sprays a mixture of pee, poop, and semen on you.  You get AIDS and die.
I wish I had salad.

[jibbyfunk]

Granted, but I shit in it.


I wish my dad didn't have skin cancer.

[Tenebrae]

Wish granted, you have skin cancer.

I wish I didn't have such weird dreams.

[jibbyfunk]

Granted, I'm in them.


I wish I actually knew who on the server was actually male/female.

[Tenebrae]

Wish granted but you start doubting your own sexuality.

I wish I knew what to tell my friend to do.

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but you tell them to suicide


I wish people didn't make fan art like this

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but I can't even see what the fanart is supposed to be because the link is broken.
I wish I could see what the fanart is supposed to be.

[Tenebrae]

Wish granted, but the link is broken so you can't.

I wish I could see what the fan art is supposed to be.