Corrupt a wish

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, now I say " Duck goes QUACKZ "


I wish I wasn't so good at History.

[Sahaquiel_9]

Granted, but you don't know a thing about history now.
I wish I didn't lose my air force tie for ROTC.

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but you find it has a split in it and you have to throw it away.


I wish I had the event prize.

[Tenebrae]

Wish granted, but its nothing of value.

I wish I remembered to untag the blocks when I removed the event...

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but you have to give me 100000000000 Gold blocks.


I wish I didn't cut my finger

[Duckox]

Granted, but you cut your arm.


I wish I had lots of money.


Granted, but everyone is currently looking at this post with a blank expression to why I'm granting my own wish.


I wish I only put in one wish.

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but then you get an error which makes it go back.


I wish I wasn't so worried of using the pillar drill

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but you have to pay  100000000000 Gold blocks to not use it.

I wish I had no homework.

[Tenebrae]

Wish granted, but you have assignments instead.

I wish my force op worked more reliably.

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but then it's unusable.


I wish I stopped burping so much in public. ( It's not even by force o_o  )

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but you have explosive diarrhea in public instead.
I wish I could go to sleep earlier.

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but you wake up later.


I wish I didn't have a headache

[Tenebrae]

Granted, but you have a migraine.

I wish I didn't stick my hand in a fan.

[Duckox]

Granted, but you put your hand on a rapist's penis.


I wish that people wouldn't put to downside to my wishes in my future posts.

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but then you wish that they would.


I wish my computer and internet was faster.