Corrupt a wish

[Anonymouslyanon]

Wish granted but you actually die.

I wish I was more of a morning person...

Granted, but your family is dead, so you're also now more of a mourning person.
I wish I never had homework over the weekends.

[oddy]

Wish granted but you actually die.

I wish I was more of a morning person...

granted but now can only function in the morning

I wish I could think of a wish to wish so ish could come and swish my wish into a negative dish of a wish

[Tenebrae]

Granted, but your family is dead, so you're also now more of a mourning person.
I wish I never had homework over the weekends.

Wish granted, but now you have homework over the weekdays.

I wish I had more food.

[r1579]

granted. but you have tons of homework on the weekdays.
I wish pokemon x and y was canceled.

[jibbyfunk]

Granted, but then they create Pokemon Z which is even worse.


I wish I could meet Stuck in Your Radio.

[Tenebrae]

Wish granted, but you die on the way.

I wish people weren't so stubborn.

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but you are more.


I wish I didn't rip the nail off my toe while I was doing P.E

[Duckox]

Granted, but you rip all of your fingernails off.


I wish Zob would stop being so clumsy at school.

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, now I'm so clumsy at your house.


I wish I showered last night 

[jibbyfunk]

Granted, but I was there too.


I wish I hadn't been.

[Gamermaster27]

Granted, but instead you were in someone else's shower while they were taking a shower, and it was smaller.


I wish I could animate

[Duckox]

Granted, but you have no computer or camera of any kind to make the animations from.


I wish I wouldn't lie so often.

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, now you can only tell the truth.


Duck, do you love me?


I wish I could donate more

[Duckox]

Granted, but you donate so much that the admins forget about the server and spend it on what they want, therefore the server shuts down.


I wish I was an astronaut.

[Sahaquiel_9]

Granted, but you ride on the Challenger space shuttle.
I wish I didn't procrastinate on my paper that's due tomorrow (then again, my brain always says: due tomorrow, do tomorrow).