Corrupt a wish

[Duckox]

Granted, but you get 0%


I wish I was KOTH on the KOTH thread.

[Sahaquiel_9]

Granted, but it's in George R. R. Martin's books so you die once people like you.
I wish I didn't have a large milkshake today (I ordered a small but they got my order wrong and I'd feel bad if I said so)

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but they accuse you of stealing.


I wish I had more money to buy Pokemon X & Y

[Tenebrae]

Wish granted, but it sells out by then.

I wish I knew what I wanted.

[eXaLpHaXe]

Wish granted, but you end up not knowing what you wanted
I wish I have more money to import Japanese games...

[Tenebrae]

Wish Granted, but its sold out by then.

I wish for a genie.

[Sahaquiel_9]

Granted, but its wished are used up.
I wish I didn't have to go to school in 5 minutes.

[Tenebrae]

Granted, but school comes to you.

I wish I had something better to wish for.

[Duckox]

Granted, but you ended up forgetting.


I wish pokemon Z would be officially announced.

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but it's so buggy you can't play it.


I wish Tene's wish was to watch unlimited porn

[Tenebrae]

Wish granted, but its all Zob porn

I wish I didnt stay up for that announcement...

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but you are awake when you vomit on the President.


I wish I didn't burp at the worst times.

[Duckox]

Granted, but you fart at the worst times.


I wish I could actually see Zob burp and see if it's as big a deal as she makes it out to be.

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but I burp while you make out with me.


I wish Duck wouldn't make out with me.

[Duckox]

Granted... I honestly don't see any downside to this.


I wish I could fly