Corrupt a wish

[Tenebrae]

Wish granted, but everyone else is better looking than you.

I wish my dreams came true.

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but you dream that you got shot by a harpoon. ( Honestly, most of my dreams end with me getting shot by  harpoon )


I wish I was less bored.

[Duckox]

Granted, but she gets irritated by my next wish.


I wish Zob wasn't so desperate to overtake me in number of forum posts.

[Tenebrae]

Wish granted, but she's desperate for you.

I wish I didn't fall asleep in the afternoons.

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but you fall asleep while snogging your boyfriend.


I wish Duck wouldn't always accuse me of things.

[Duckox]

Granted, but everyone stops looking at this topic because it's turned into a Zob vs Duck accusation fight.


I wish Zob didn't accuse me of accusing her because deep down she knows I'm right.

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, please read below

I wish Duck would SHUT THE HELL UP

[Duckox]

Granted, but


I wish that Zob would admit what I've been saying.

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but she also admits her undying love for you
I wish essays weren't a thing that i had to do

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but you have assignments instead.


I wish Duck would shut the hell up.

[Tenebrae]

Wish granted but his mouth is occupied by you.

I wish I didn't fall asleep in the afternoons.

[Nick608]

Granted but then someone shoots u for not being a sleep.




I wish I could die right now so I didnt have to see duck and Zob keep fighting and them get together :3.

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but you go to hell and your punishment is to see duck and zob fight and then get together


I wish I was a cat

[Nick608]

granted, but then a dog eats you




I wish i wasnt in hell anymore watching Duck and Zob fight

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but now you must see Duck and I make out 24-7


I wish I wasn't addicted to Cookie Clicker