Corrupt a wish

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but now you're addicted to Duck.


I wish unicorns were real.

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but one stands behind you as you run backwards and the horn impales you.


I wish I hadn't ran out of cookies today.

[Nick608]

Granted, but you get together with a cookie.


I wish i didn't have to keep watching Zob and Duck make-out.

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but you and Duck make-out.


I wish I could get Pokemon X faster. ( I'm totally getting it on the day it comes out :P )

[Tenebrae]

Wish granted, but its actually a copy of SBurb and you break the world.

I wish NuclearW would update Farion to 1.6.4

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but I don't know what that is.


I wish I will get a good grade on my English paper

[Barnitzn]

Granted, but you get an F for your semester grade

I wish X and Y came out faster

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but you can't buy them for another 4 months.


I wish I wasn't paranoid of Trampolines since I have trampolining in my next P.E topic.

[Nick608]

Granted, but now your paranoid of jumping
 
I wish I wasn't making out with duck and with a girl at least not a guy because that's pretty gay.

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but it's your Mum.


I wish I could set something on fire that isn't me.

[Okieskinny]

Granted, but it's your Mum.


I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Nick608]

Granted, but you wish to die in hell


I wish i wasnt making out with my Mum and it was someone around my age that isnt a guy and not a pokemon and even more specific stuff.

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but it's a corpse.


I wish I could run fast.

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but you run so fast you catch fire and set a forest alight.


I wish I hadn't opened my blister from my burn. ( I WASN'T PICKING AT IT!!!! )

[Tenebrae]

Wish granted, but you stab yourself in the eye instead.

I wish sweaty would respond to me:(