Corrupt a wish

[Barnitzn]

Wish granted, but everyone that adored you dies

I wish I could become a johto leader

[idracoghost]

wish granted but now everyone are unova leaders


i wish i beat vith

[Frenzy_Monkey47]

Granted, Naruto beats you
I wish I was GLaDOS (From portal 2)

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but Chell kills you, being the mute lunatic that she is.


I wish that I had a crow

[idracoghost]

Wish granted , crow stays for 1 sec and leaves

i wish all the oher pokemon regions in the server where done

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but they're all rushed and they look bad.


I wish that my Minecraft client would open.

[Frenzy_Monkey47]

Granted you get a perm
I wish anon would get in bed with me

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but he just gets tired and sleeps, and he probably ends up pushing you off the bed in the middle of the night.


I wish I could get Hoenn done.

[Frenzy_Monkey47]

Granted you get eated by a walrus
I wish jotr would let me keep anon

[LilacLily]

granted, you keep him for 1 sec
 
I wish people would use perfect grammar.

[Shane]

granted, you keep him for 1 sec
 
I wish people would use perfect grammar.

Granted, but you cant.(Even do you cant anyways..)


I wish life was like it was in movies.

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but you cant.(Even do you cant anyways..)


I wish life was like it was in movies.

Granted, but it's a horror movie and you're the first one to die.


I wish I wish I was a fish

[Shane]

Granted, but it's a horror movie and you're the first one to die.


I wish I wish I was a fish

Granted, but you only get a minute to live and you cant swim.


I wish for nothing.

[Barnitzn]

Granted, but  you get eaten by a shark

I wish I was better at pvp

[Frenzy_Monkey47]

I wish anon would love me for FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER