Corrupt a wish

[vance101]

granted but i used google translate


i wish i had a very awesome desktop

Thast wasnt corrupted. Next?

how was it not corrupted
You wished to make no sense, but I used google translate so you made sense

[CKDavid]

Granted but the apple pie bursts into flames once you get it.


I wish for a pencil.

Granted, but it's a magical pencil that stabs you in the eye.
I wish it was easier to type on an iPod.

[Tenebrae]

Wish granted but your touch screen stops responding.


I wish I were smart.

[dax]

wish granted, but by comparison to all the geniuses, your dull
 
I wish i had some cheese

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but the cheese turns into a bird and pecks your eyeballs out.
 
I wish that people would stop asking to go to Sinnoh/Hoenn/Unova when they're not even builders.

[Tactic]

Granted but you no longer can.
I wish that I get accepted for unova builder.

[dax]

Granted, but the region is finished and is not to scale (you get to redo it all  )
 
I wish for a less boring math class

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but your teacher's concept of a less boring math class involves fire and human sacrifice. Good luck surviving.
I wish that I could go to sleep earlier.

[dax]

thanks for those words of confidence, i apreciate that...

[CKDavid]

Granted, but your teacher's concept of a less boring math class involves fire and human sacrifice. Good luck surviving.
I wish that I could go to sleep earlier.

Granted, every time you wake up you fall asleep five minutes later.
I wish Skyrim had co-op multiplayer.

[Paradox]

granted, but your arms fall off so you can't play.

I wish that I didn't have to region all of Johto tonight

[Tenebrae]

Wish granted. But you're rebuilding it.


I wish Castelia would build itself

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but it was built off-scale, so everyone has to rebuild it.


I wish for diamonds.

[Prodigy39]

Granted, but they decompress into Graphite

I wish to stop mass bitching during events

[Tenebrae]

Granted, but no one turns up.

I wish I was green