Corrupt a wish

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but you get into this horrible athletic-related accident, breaking all of the bones in your body.
I wish I had the motivation to build right now.

[Tenebrae]

Granted, but you destroy the region with dirt.

I wish the garage didn't look like something had been murdered in there.

[Sahaquiel_9]

Granted, but you can't build anything that looks good.
I wish that I could speak Japanese.

[AxZeroCrypt]

Granted, But you forget how to speak English.
I wish that Saha was deprived of Evangelion.

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but now he's obsessed with Boku no Pico ( ͡¬ ͜  ͡¬)

I wish that school didn't have to start.

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted but you started getting home schooled


I wish that Pokemon was real

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but all of them try to kill you.
I wish the title of this thread was spelled correctly.

[Tenebrae]

Wish granted, but then you have no more material for your stupidity album.

I wish the post below me didn't not corrupt my wish.

[Anonymouslyanon]

Wish granted, but then you have no more material for your stupidity album.

I wish the post below me didn't corrupt my wish.

my wish wasn't even granted

[Tenebrae]

my wish wasn't even granted

It was

[Anonymouslyanon]

Wish granted, but then you have no more material for your stupidity album.

I wish the post below me didn't not corrupt my wish.

Granted, but you get hit by a truck.
I wish that I would never get hit by a truck in my life.

[Tenebrae]

Granted, but you get hit by a truck.
I wish that I would never get hit by a truck in my life.

Granted, but a truck gets hit by you.

I wish that I would never get hit by a car.

[Sahaquiel_9]

Granted, but you're constantly in the trunk of someone's car.
I wish that pokemon was real.

[Duckox]

Granted, but you are too poor to ever buy any pokeballs.


I wish Americans would drink tea as much as Brits.

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted


I wish Americans wouldn't hog all the Minecraft servers.