Corrupt a wish

[Sahaquiel_9]

Granted, but each one you catch gives you an std/sti.
I wish I could eat spicy foods.

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but you can no longer eat anything else.
I wish I knew how to twerk.

[AxZeroCrypt]

Granted, but you have to twerk every 10 minutes, regardless of time or place.
I wish for another Mushroomhead album.

[Tenebrae]

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish this thread wouldn't be locked.

[Sweaty]

Granted, but all posts get deleted.
I wish for a pony

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but it tramples over you many times, crushing many organs and bones in your body.
I wish this thread was locked. you better grant this for real

[Tenebrae]

Granted, but its called Rarity and is in fact a Dragonite.

I wish people wouldn't name their Pokémon after stupid horse names.

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but now people name Pokémon stupid dragon names. ex. Spike
I wish I was a bird.

[Tenebrae]

Granted, but you can't fly.

I wish I was a fly.

[Rukariokun]

Granted, but you're stuck open indefinitely for the world to see some dude's junk.

I wish I had more anime-related clothing.

[Tenebrae]

Granted, but you're stuck open indefinitely for the world to see some dude's junk.

I wish I had more anime-related clothing.

Wish granted but its all Boku no Pico clothing.

I wish Monster Hunter 4 had a release date here.

[Rukariokun]

Wish granted but its all Boku no Pico clothing.

I wish Monster Hunter 4 had a release date here.

I pretty much expected it to be corrupted that way. -_-


Wish granted, but it's as specific as Half Life 3's.

I wish there were more than 24 hours in a day.

[hobo4chompy]

Wish granted


But due to there being more then 24 hour time is knocked out of place,


I wish the person who grants my wish would die

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but you die before me so you never live to see it happen.
I wish all dragon pokemon were named after horses

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but its called Rarity and is in fact a Dragonite.

I wish people wouldn't name their Pokémon after stupid horse names.

There's a horse called Rarity?