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ZobTheSlayer

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #630 on: August 31, 2013, 03:40:29 pm »
Granted, but they kill you


I wish I had a pony called Perrywinkle
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jibbyfunk

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #631 on: August 31, 2013, 03:40:40 pm »
Granted, but you have to give them to me.


I wish Archie didn't get to be the first Champion.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #632 on: August 31, 2013, 03:42:49 pm »
Granted, but you can never be champion.
I wish that I knew everything.
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ZobTheSlayer

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #633 on: August 31, 2013, 04:02:25 pm »
Granted, but you go insane.


I wish I knew all logic. ( In real life I talk about logic a ton )
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #634 on: August 31, 2013, 04:22:45 pm »
Granted, but you're in a coma most of your life.
I wish I was a fork.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #635 on: August 31, 2013, 04:56:44 pm »
Quote from: Sahaquiel_9 on August 31, 2013, 04:22:45 pm
Granted, but you're in a coma most of your life.
I wish I was a fork.
granted but forks are outdated and destroyed to make way for the spork

I wish I could speak and understand all languages
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Sahaquiel_9

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #636 on: August 31, 2013, 04:58:40 pm »
Granted, but you become deaf.
I wish that I was a spork.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #637 on: August 31, 2013, 05:49:34 pm »
granted. but your all rusted and unusable.
i wish for 1ce to reclaim his gym.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #638 on: August 31, 2013, 06:02:16 pm »
Granted, but he never accepts your challenge.
I wish I could kill anyone.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #639 on: August 31, 2013, 07:03:10 pm »
Granted but they're douches and take your money
I wish for sandwich
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #640 on: August 31, 2013, 07:31:21 pm »
Granted, but it is covered in Sweat.


I wish I had a girl friend and/or a life.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #641 on: August 31, 2013, 08:40:00 pm »
Granted but she's fat

I wish I win the power ball tonight
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #642 on: August 31, 2013, 09:26:12 pm »
Granted, but the jackpot is only 3 cents
I wish I had less homework.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #643 on: August 31, 2013, 09:55:28 pm »
Granted but you have more school days and hours
I wish for a cookie
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #644 on: August 31, 2013, 09:59:05 pm »
Granted, but now you have diabetes.
I wish I had water.
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