Corrupt a wish

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but you're now slower.
I wish I could light something on fire.

[Tenebrae]

Granted, but you light yourself on fire.

I wish I could manipulate space-time.

[Duckox]

Granted, the space you choose is fine but you time you control is "Time to erase Tene's wish"


I wish Zob wouldn't brag in the form of a wish. ( "I wish I wasn't so good at history" )

[Tenebrae]

Wish granted, but she brags on every occasion.

I wish I had managed to fix my iPod wifi earlier.

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but you get shocked and you die

[Duckox]

Granted, but you get shocked and you die

Where's your wish?

[Duckox]

I wish I made tea before I enjoyed my crumpet.

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but you spill it.


I wish I hadn't split that acid on me in Science

[Duckox]

Granted, but my next wish is the downside to your current wish.


I wish Zob spilt more acid in Science.

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but there's some alkali to make it pH 7 again.


I wish Duck would have acid rain fall on him and there was nothing he could do to make it stop and he couldn't find shelter.


( By the way it's Friday 13 and it rained. You know what that means )

[r1579]

granted. but it only lasts for 1 second.
I wish for a super big television.

[ZobTheSlayer]

Granted, but you can never make it work and neither can anyone else.


I wish Free Friday would come faster

[Duckox]

Granted, except no one knows wtf you're talking about.


I wish Zob wouldn't spam this topic.

[Sahaquiel_9]

Granted, but now she spams your inbox.   I wish I didn't almost die in ROTC physical training today.

[Tenebrae]

Wish granted but you actually die.

I wish I was more of a morning person...