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ZobTheSlayer

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #840 on: September 16, 2013, 02:58:22 pm »
Granted, but you fly into a window.


I wish I was more powerful


( You seriously couldn't find a downside? Does that mean you want it to happen o_o? )
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Duckox

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #841 on: September 16, 2013, 04:45:06 pm »
Quote from: ZobTheSlayer on September 16, 2013, 02:58:22 pm
Granted, but you fly into a window.


I wish I was more powerful


( You seriously couldn't find a downside? Does that mean you want it to happen o_o? )
Your wish was that I wouldn't, not would. That's why there is no downside. Everything about your wish makes perfect sense. I wouldn't want to make out wid ya.


Granted, but you lose your power after a minute.


I wish I could think of a wish.
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ZobTheSlayer

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #842 on: September 17, 2013, 12:57:26 am »
Granted, but your wish is to die.


I wish homework and school never existed and never would
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #843 on: September 17, 2013, 11:16:00 am »
Granted, but there's no proof you're smart and you never get a job and become homeless and one day you get murdered along with this gingeer bloke by a dude who tricks you into entering his flat where he pretends to work for a charity to help homeless people, when infact he's just trying to clean up the streets by murdering homeless people. What I just said is a book called 'Stone Cold', we did it in English a few years ago.


I wish I wasn't so distracted by what I just said that I didn't have to edit this post to add a wish.
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ZobTheSlayer

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #844 on: September 17, 2013, 11:43:54 am »
Granted, um what?


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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #845 on: September 17, 2013, 01:28:18 pm »
Granted, but I give a disapproving glare indicating that you're bragging about the fact that you are never alone.


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ZobTheSlayer

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #846 on: September 17, 2013, 02:44:07 pm »
Granted, but you pee yourself on the way to the toilet.


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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #847 on: September 18, 2013, 03:04:38 am »
granted but u are SUPRISED at everything
 
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ZobTheSlayer

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #848 on: September 18, 2013, 11:43:43 am »
Granted, but then you somehow swallow the trumpet and now you can't play because it made a shape in your stomach.


I wish Duck wouldn't accuse me of bragging.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #849 on: September 18, 2013, 12:37:34 pm »
Granted, but deep down you know I'm right.
 
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ZobTheSlayer

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #850 on: September 18, 2013, 12:39:32 pm »
Granted, but it only lasts for one second.


I wish my cat didn't die last year.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #851 on: September 18, 2013, 03:44:02 pm »
Granted, but he dies this year and haunts you.
I wish that squirrel I was taking care of didn't die this morning.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #852 on: September 18, 2013, 07:58:03 pm »
Wish granted, but it killed you instead.

I wish I had more time.
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ZobTheSlayer

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #853 on: September 19, 2013, 02:15:08 pm »
Granted, but after it ends, times goes 3 times faster.


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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #854 on: September 20, 2013, 02:54:36 pm »
Granted, but you can't be bothered to stop reading.


I wish people noticed the thread I posted about becoming inactive a few weeks ago.
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