Corrupt a wish

[Jimmyziga]

Granted, but randomly cancer becomes contagious and you get cancer

I wish I knew all languages

[Anonymouslyanon]

Granted, but you're mute.


I wish I knew how to terraform.

[Tenebrae]

Granted, but you can only do valleys.

I wish my dream would come true.

[MYMOM105]

Granted, but then you get eaten by a pack of kutties.

I wish I was spiderman

[kjdavitt]

Granted, but you get hunted down by villains and get killed.


I wish that the next person who posts on this forum, after me, ends up eating ghost peppers for breakfast.

[MYMOM105]

Granted, but I use Mirror Move.

I wish I was the best person on this server

[Jimmyziga]

Granted, but your computer breaks and you time from your house losing all your stuff.

I wish I have the Zephyr Badge on the server.

[snowbro911]

Granted, but you lose every other badge.


I wish for more snow!

[MYMOM105]

Granted, but it's acid snow.

I wish I could time travel.

[MrHeartGold]

Granted but its only one way


I wish life was better

[snowbro911]

Granted, but you never die.


I wish I could have the ability to go invisible or not whenever I please.

[Jimmyziga]

Granted, but everyone gets some kind of weird sunglasses to detect when you are invisible or when you're not.

I wish MC realms were free.

[Tenebrae]

Granted, but everyone gets some kind of weird sunglasses to detect when you are invisible or when you're not.

I wish MC realms were free.

Granted, but its so laggy its impossible to play.

I wish 1.8 were out.

[SnowBreak]

Granted, but its so laggy its impossible to play.

I wish 1.8 were out.

Granted, but the new maps aren't finished and the plan fails.
I wish my internet was better.

[tymac]

Granted, but your parents ground you from going on your computer.


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