Corrupt a wish

[Anonymouslyanon]

Wish granted, but the world corrupts.

I wish I could make all the whales in the world fly

 

granted, but now nothing else can

i wish i could sleep

[Tenebrae]

 

granted, but now nothing else can

i wish i could sleep

Granted, but you have homework and assignments to procrastinate on.

I wish incest was legal

[LilacLily]

Granted, but then the extremists of the world kill anyone who commits incest.

I wish for a pony.

[Tenebrae]

Granted, but then the extremists of the world kill anyone who commits incest.

I wish for a pony.

Granted, but it lives in a fictional world called Equestria.

I wish I ate normally...

[LilacLily]

Granted, but your food is poisoned.

I wish I could fly.

[Raveh]

Granted, but your food is poisoned.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you find out that flying is a highly inefficient form of transformation and takes a great deal of effort- pretty much like running,
so you end up just sitting on the couch again, eating a bucket of ice-cream, which is pretty neat too I guess.

I wish I was able to love like the person I used to be.

[tymac]

Granted, but you find out that flying is a highly inefficient form of transformation and takes a great deal of effort- pretty much like running,
so you end up just sitting on the couch again, eating a bucket of ice-cream, which is pretty neat too I guess.

I wish I was able to love like the person I used to be.

Granted, but you have to love the person you hate the most.







I wish this were true (Change the word Sinnoh with Unova):
 

[LilacLily]

Granted, but you can never move them back to Unova.

I wish I could stop having art block. x_x

[Tenebrae]

Granted, but you can never move them back to Unova.

I wish I could stop having art block. x_x

Granted, but now you have sun block...

I wish I wasn't forgotten...

[hobo4chompy]

Wish granted, but then grief will befall the people who never forget you

I wish Vocaloids were real

PS - HOLY SHIT EVERYONE RAVEH HAS RETURNED, GET ON YOUR KNEES AND PRAY 

[LilacLily]

Granted, but then they leave planet earth the next day without a trace.

I wish I wasn't bored.

PS. IKR?! //squeals loudly

[synderfin]

Granted but no one replies to your wish in 2 years.

I wish this thread wasn't dead so there were more forum games.

[tymac]

Granted but no one replies to your wish in 2 years.

I wish this thread wasn't dead so there were more forum games.

Granted, but the games were moved to Discord.


I wish I had friends to play Dungeons and Dragons with.

[synderfin]

Granted but they ditch you for rolling a critical failure.

I wish my 4gb ram laptop didn't melt whenever I try to play Minecraft with other programs open.

[Tenebrae]

Granted but they ditch you for rolling a critical failure.

I wish my 4gb ram laptop didn't melt whenever I try to play Minecraft with other programs open.

Wish granted, your laptop now melts during startup.

I wish I wasn't so busy as of late