Corrupt a wish

[Vitto]

Granted, but it burned...


I wish for a bag of peanuts.

[CKDavid]

Granted, but the peanuts are millennia old and and are now peanut dust.


I wish I had epic glow-in-the-dark drumsticks.


(In case you hadn't guessed by now, I'm a percussionist.)

[ArchieSalt]

Granted, but the peanuts are millennia old and and are now peanut dust.


I wish I had epic glow-in-the-dark drumsticks.


(In case you hadn't guessed by now, I'm a percussionist.)

Granted, But your drumsticks caused somebody to have an epileptic fit/seizure


I wish i was a dinosaur

[Prodigy39]

Granted, but you are dissected by scientists.


I wish I didnt have English Homework. (for the record F UUUUUUU)

[bothehobo]

Granted, you have to do literature.

I wish some people weren't loud

[1cec0ld]

Granted, you then go deaf.

I wish I could never break a heart.

[Equin0x]

Granted, but now you break peoples bones.
I wish I had a better corruption to say above.

[1cec0ld]

Granted, but then you can never say what it is, forced to keep it secret until you die.

I wish I could never break a heart (try again boiz)

[Equin0x]

Granted, you cant break hearts but yours is gone.
I wish 1ce thinks of this as a good corruption.

[Prodigy39]

Granted, but 1st comes to his senses and sees how awesome and intelligent my curruptions are and looks down upon your corruption (too much? Lol)

I wish I haz a perty unicornz?!

[Equin0x]

Granted, but your unicorn rapes you in the ass.
I wish you all to imagine the above with a Barbie unicorn as the unicorn.

[Prodigy39]

Just already CURRUPTED EQUIN

I wish that image was out of my mind

[1cec0ld]

Granted, but you lose the rest of your memories as well.

I wish people would stop caring about me and my opinions.

[Prodigy39]

Granted but I still care cuz ur awesome.

I wish.....

[Equin0x]

Granted, now people forget you even exist.
I wish King Kong was my home dog.